Hello folks and welcome aboard our eight pilot episode, The Newsroom. While we reach crusing altitude your inflight entertainment may only show the news. Lucky for you, Will McAvoy will be there, to give it to you straight! Like no other news ever does ever.
We would like to advise all our guests flying with us that we are a non-smoking flight, so for the love of journalism, put that cigarette out and stop pretending it's the 1950's and you're Don Draper.
Our Top Story: Why isn't 'Jim and Mac back in Iraq' a show?
The Weather: Cloudy with a chance of BP
Human Interest Story: Are Women Humans?
The Fluff: Fun Facts about Venus at the end of the Episode!
All that and more, aboard The Newsroom.