Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 57th Flight, Lizzie McGuire.
We've all been there, perched awkwardly on the end of our beds as our parents try to explain the magical mysteries of puberty. And if those mysteries happen to come attached to scrunchies and a million tarantula braids and Judge Judy reference, well, so be it.
And so what if your mom won't let you go to THE pool party of the closest thing you'll ever get to Brad Pitt?
Growing up is hard, but it gets a bit easier with friends, and tie-dye
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 56th episode, The Magicians.
FF, you and I both know that magic is real. SO what if we're becoming socially isolated, retreating further and further into a fantasy rather than face the cold hard light of day - that's the American (Canadian) Dream.
Ok, so what if magic is real. And you can totally pass the test to get into the sickest post-grad of all time, Breakbills University. Worth it, right? So what if you accidentally summon a weird moth-face monster that devours your principle. Wacky Hi-jinx.
Wacky.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 55th Episode, Better Call Saul.
Though this pilot has been researched for all potential claims, there may be some legal loopholes only exploitable by a morally faltering, recovering reprobate.
Oh sure, he could find a way to sue you six days to Sunday, but he'd have to corral that limping rust-bucket of a car to court first - hard to do when it's got a human-shaped dent on the passenger side window.
Let's not even go into the electromagnetic stuff.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 54th Episode, House.
Attention all passengers - is there a Doctor onboard this aircraft? Anyone with medical knowledge?
Ah, after being pushed from his seat by a co-doctor, a gaunt man stands before the ill plane-guest. He crouches, leaning heavily on his cane. Peers through weary washed out eyes...and calls us all idiots. We missed three classic signs of whatever topical disease it is, and managed to almost kill the patient in the span of three minutes.
Is....is there another doctor aboard this flight?
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