Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our fourteenth flight - Over the Garden Wall.
We apologise for the inconvenience but today your flight has been replaced with a vast amount of wandering in a forest. Your may find it safest to: (1) stick together, (2) stay away from that weirdo Woodsman, and (3) offer your assistance to woodland animals stuck in a pickle.
You may find yourself in sudden and great peril. We advise that you help yourself before you help siblings travelling with you.
As a final consideration, we suggest you avoid traversing the unknown altogether - unless you want to meet enraged dogs with beautiful eyes.
Hello Flight Crew, and Welcome aboard our 10th Episode, Schitt's Creek.
We would like to invite all of our Cattle-Class customers to laugh at the failing fortunes of our first class, and to revel in their rotation on Fortune's Wheel. This Riches to Rags story can be found in your in-flight Magazine, alongside simillar articles such as:
Door Carpentry and You
Stavros: Why you shouldn't fall in love with Jerky Sounding Names
Are your Wigs Packed Properly?
and our feature article
Touring the Great Can- Oh..I mean...American Landscape
Please note that you might hear some sad violins playing. This was not approved by Fearless Flyer and she would like to make her objections known.
Hello Frequent Flyers, and Welcome Aboard our Ninth Flight, Gossip Girl.
We invite all of our preferred guests to the front of the line, so we may voyueristically enjoy their fancy New York lives. We ask that the rest of cattle class wait in their filth until called.
This flight will feature in-flight entertainment, such as gossip, girls, problems that aren't really problems because you're rich and white, and a weird Marxist slant from the Dutchman.
We hope that everyone enjoys their flight, but some people more than others.
Please note a TW: for a brief discussion of Sexual Assault has been applied as it happens in this episode. Twice.
(Also, Gravity is a Jerk for picking this show.)