Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome to our 76th flight, Hannibal.
There's a hunger - a ravening hunger in the pit of you. And you can see the hunger, see its yawning chasm, its desperate gasps for sustenance. What can you do, but eat?
So what if the show that inspired such yearning features the meat as human flesh? It looks good, ok, don't judge me.
But beware lest Will Graham and his true empathy see past the facade of a mild mannered ordinariness and he peers into the heart of you. The very dark depth of you.
Beware lest he know you and reveal you.
Stick perhaps, to Kraft Dinner.