Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 68th Episode, Eureka.
We all know that you're geniuses. Certifiable smart-folk. So why not move on down to the epicentre of intelligence, small-town Eureka.
Where science and math are encouraged and the law is very relaxed about explosions.
Where the Infinite Universe theory is not only accepted but played with by children.
Or, if you're not a genius, you could just be a U.S Marshall, trying to shepherd your wayward ward home, with an slightly above average IQ but a keen way of puttin' things together.
OR maybe just...don't move there? Seems to be some sort of world-annihilation device every week so... maybe just keep driving.