Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 96th Flight, Making History.
Ah, the past - full of revolution, and righteous fury, of brotherhood and bloodshed. Also Ham.
When the future holds no future for you, perhaps it's time to discover your father's time machine and make like a tree and time travel. That's what he'd want right? For you to meet new people, and disrupt the events of the American Revolution?
Ah, to be timeless again.