Hello Frequent Flyers, and Welcome Aboard our Ninth Flight, Gossip Girl.
We invite all of our preferred guests to the front of the line, so we may voyueristically enjoy their fancy New York lives. We ask that the rest of cattle class wait in their filth until called.
This flight will feature in-flight entertainment, such as gossip, girls, problems that aren't really problems because you're rich and white, and a weird Marxist slant from the Dutchman.
We hope that everyone enjoys their flight, but some people more than others.
Please note a TW: for a brief discussion of Sexual Assault has been applied as it happens in this episode. Twice.
(Also, Gravity is a Jerk for picking this show.)